I'm very dumb at some very common things. Come to think about it, about most most things.
I'm very smart about...
about... some stuff. Really. Honest. Like my Imagined Parallel Life, where everything is exactly as
I want it.I'm imaging you're my friend, and you think I'm funny.Oh, smile anyway.What could it hurt?
Ha! Ha! You can't see my fat........
I was thin once. It was shortly before birth.......